Don’t eat the roses, they don’t taste too good today. Well, one of my little humans came home and was talking about winning a pie contest at school. He seemed pretty proud of himself, too. Well, I looked all over and I couldn’t find a pie anywhere. I think he was just teasing me. So I ate my big human’s roses she put out instead. I nibbled here and there but later, my tummy hurt and I threw up everywhere. I think it was all the mention of pie that did me in.