Where the Little Ones Go

Two of the smaller humans are gone most of the time. They go to this amazing place called “Middle School”. According to the littlest human, “Middle School” is inhabited by all kinds of fascinating creatures. She has a teacher called “Troll” and there is a place called “P.E.” where monsters live. It sounded frightful. Apparently it is filled with torture devices and “mean girls”. I was saving this bug I caught last week for a special occasion, but I think I’ll put it in her shoe to cheer her up. I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she finds it. She’s so lucky to have me around.