After putting the food on the table, our human yells out, “Dinner!”
Ten minutes later, she yells again, “Dinner is ready.”
Another ten minutes goes by before Teenager saunters to the table and slowly reclines in his chair.
Our human scowls, “You were only in the next room. What took you so long?”
“I had to tell Dad I won my track meet today.”
“Oh, yeah? What event?”
“The hundred-yard dash.”