Holyfield Vs. Tyson

pollymorse Uncategorized February 27, 2021 1 Minute

Salem and I are lounging by the back window when a sudden screeching sound followed by loud hissing gets our attention. We simultaneously turn to look. A fight has broken out in our backyard.

Sitting on the grass is a dish containing extra large chunks of tuna, and next to it are two unknown alley cats from the area going at it like Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson! As we watch the scuffle, one cat seizes the other and bites him on the ear, drawing blood! Salem points a paw, “Did you see that?!”

“Yeah,” I murmur, trying to keep my Kibble from coming back up.

We both gasp as tufts of fur fly about like confetti. But like some horrendous car crash, we can’t seem to turn our eyes away and continue to watch in shock.

The hissing stops, and a series of low growls follow. And then, as suddenly as it started, one feline breaks away and sprints off. The other one slowly eats the tuna with his ears pinned back and his eyes darting around.

Salem looks at me and whispers, “That. Was. Intense.”

I exhale, “I know, did you see that tuna?”

Published by pollymorse

My name is Suki the Cat. I live with my sister Sasha and my annoying little brother Salem. I also live with my human, Polly and 6 other various humans. They look weird and smell funny and I can't understand a word they say, but they feed me. My human is a writer and is always telling me funny stories. She writes Middle-Grade fiction. View all posts by pollymorse

Published February 27, 2021