
Bored, I walk over by the window to play with my favorite toy. Then I spot something out of the corner of my eye.
I nod, “Well, well, well, what have we here?” There’s a cute little calico walking by.
“Wait, wait!” Oh crap, she saw me pick up this stick toy and is walking away before I can pretend that I was just moving it over!! Noooooooooooo!!
“Well, that’s it. She thinks I’m a moron.”
Salem walks up and smiles, “Nah, she thinks you’re a moron that plays with stick toys.”
Are stick toys bad?
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No, I just don’t think they make me look cool. That’s all. I want to look cool and sophisticated if I can.
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Cute works for you too. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Are you a stick-in-the-mud??
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Ha! Hilarious.
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Next time you will succeed Suki, in swipin’ the lady of her feet 😺
purrs Charlie
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Thanks, I hope so!
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