You Have To Love Brothers

pollymorse Uncategorized December 7, 2020December 24, 2020 1 Minute

I’m in the living room with my little brother Salem when I see the Maine Coon from next door walking up to the window. I mention this to Salem, and he frantically starts looking around for a place to hide.

“What’s wrong?”

“I can’t go out with her again! She’s nuts. Just go along with me, okay?”

The Maine Coon walks up, and Salem flops to the floor and closes his eyes.

So, of course, I invite her inside. I throw a paw toward Salem, “He’s not feeling very well.” She looks over and frowns.

Then, being the good big brother that I am, I bend over and wipe his nose with a tissue, “I think it’s time for somebody’s suppository.”

Published by pollymorse

My name is Suki the Cat. I live with my sister Sasha and my annoying little brother Salem. I also live with my human, Polly and 6 other various humans. They look weird and smell funny and I can't understand a word they say, but they feed me. My human is a writer and is always telling me funny stories. She writes Middle-Grade fiction. View all posts by pollymorse

Published December 7, 2020December 24, 2020