
I notice my little brother Salem with a large pile of twigs and sticks lying in front of him and ask, “What are you doing with those?”
“I’m going to throw them at that cute calico down the street.”
“And why on earth would you do that?”
“Because, when the little human did a cartwheel in front of Tommy at recess, she said he was pelting her with straws by lunchtime. And apparently, that means he really, really likes her, much more than Jenny because he only threw a spitball at her.” He places another stick down, “It’s foolproof.”
I scratch my head, “That sounds about right,” then I bitch slap him as hard as I can. As I’m fleeing for my life, I yell, “That just means I love you the most!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!”
“I love you the most”. HAHAHAHA!!!
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There is never a dull moment in your household!!
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Only during naptime!
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salem’s weird ideas just might get him ahead – strange though.
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It is weird!
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So that’s showing love 😣😂
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That’s what the little human said, I’m just going with it!
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Hmmm…that may have been a bad move.
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Will be funny to watch though!
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Ahahahaha, brilliant!
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I hope you meant me and not Salem!
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Salem should not take romantic cues from rthe humans
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Yeah, humans can be weird.
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