Salem and I watch as one teenager puts her donut down with one hand and grasps her cell phone with the other, in between sobs.
The second teenager panics, “Oh my God, did something happen? Was Mom in an accident?”
Salem looks at me, “This is getting good.” I nod.
She takes a deep breath, “It’s Noah.” She clutches her phone, “He sent me a wink face emoji. So, then I sent him a vomit emoji by mistake,” she gasps. “Then I tried to fix it and I sent him a kissy face emoji and a potato emoji by accident.” She continues sobbing, “Then I panicked and sent him a cow, a carrot, and a baby!”
Both teenagers scream in unison.
“Okay, hand over the phone.” The second teen reaches out and pries the phone out of her hand. “Don’t worry, we can fix this. It’s going to be okay. ” She starts texting, “We’ll just tell him that Suki stepped on the phone, accidentally sending garble.”
Kibble falls out of my mouth as I stare in disbelief. “You just can’t trust humans,” I shake my head. “I wonder which emoji means, ‘I just peed on your shoe’?”
It has been a crappy two days. Thank you for the laugh before bed. I’ll sleep better now!
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Sorry about the crappy days. Us felines do our best to help. Thanks
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You didn’t expect to be involved, did you?
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No! Humans can be sneaky, right?
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Absolutely!
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You show them Suki ! Dropping you in it like that !
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I know, right! We always get blamed for stuff. Sneaky humans.
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I’m sorry you got blamed, Suki, but in all fairness, Ariana does this all the time. 🙂
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Well, Ariana is a looker so I guess she can get away with it!
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It’s just like “the dog ate my homework!”
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Yep, those humans will blame anyone. Although Salem has eaten some weird stuff before.
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Wow! That deserves a mouse in her bed. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Yep, it sure does.
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