Sometimes, when my little brother Salem and I are bored, we like to sit and watch the smaller humans. It can be quite entertaining. Today, the two teenagers seem to be acting out a scene from daytime television.
Salem walks up to me and asks, “Teenager is crying? Was that Savannah girl being mean to her again at school? I don’t know why they are friends with her,” he shakes his head.
“No, they ousted her last week for wearing glitter lipstick. Keep up, will ya?”
We both watch intently. One teenager is sobbing uncontrollably when the other one walks up.
Her eyes widen as she approaches, “What. Are. You. Doing?” She holds her hands up in a halting motion, “Okay, calm down. Nothing is worth this.” She talks slower, “Put .. the.. donut.. down.”
Salem and I settle in. I hold out my paw, “Pass the Kibble.”
Yes, these are the days of our lives. Will the teenager drown her sorrows in a box of Krispy Kremes? Will they be friends with the cosmetically unfashionable Savannah, ever again? Will Salem pass the Kibble? All these questions and more will be answered next time on The World According To Suki.
To Be Continued…..
Suspense! Excitement! I can’t wait for the next installment! Don’t choke on the Kibble.
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I’ll try not to. You humans are just fascinating though!
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Cats are mysterious to me.
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We try to be. Makes us more alluring.
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CAT, the lovely cat who walks with us on the road for a short while, came up the driveway with a dead chipmunk in her mouth. I was pleased that she presented it to us, laying it on her driveway about three feet away. People in her house say she doesn’t bring them anything, because they take it away. She picked up the chipmunk again and walked to some bushes.
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Oh, she loves you!! How sweet is that. You are special.
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Oh dear, it’s a Krispy Kreme kind of drama!
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Oh yes, the next level is Godiva Chocolates. But that’s like the worst!
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Thank you for making me laugh each time you have something to say. What a gift!
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Aw, shucks, I’m blushing under my fur. Thanks a million, you rock.
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I’ll stay tuned!
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Thanks, these mini humans can be so funny to watch!
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Pretty entertaining. You have something to watch when there’s nothing on cat TV. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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They can be! Thanks guys.
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