I hear my human’s alarm clock go off so I patiently sit by my food dish. A minute later my food dish is shockingly still empty. I trot over to her room to see what disaster has screwed up my mealtime.
I nod at Salem, “Is she awake yet?”
He shakes his head, “No, she hasn’t moved a muscle.”
I raise an eyebrow, “Hmm.” I glance over at the bed, “I bet she’s just pretending to be asleep.”
Salem stares at me, “Would a human really do that?”
He’s so naive. I flick out my claws and with one good tap of her foot, she bolts upright.
I glance back at Salem with all the smugness I can muster, “See.”
Two seconds later breakfast is served. He has so much to learn.