Human Conversations That Disrupt My Naps

“OMG Mom, why can’t I just buy the plaid skirt?”

“Skirt?!! I thought that was a belt!”

Our little human rolls her eyes, “LOL Mom, you’re so funny.”

“Speak English. I swear, one day you’re going to tell me I need to kmj to the lmno so my qrs will work.”

“Mom, all the kids on Tik Tok are wearing skirts like that. If I don’t, I’ll be a loser.”

“Tik Tok? Is that the new word for weed? We’ve talked about drugs dear, as long as you live in my house, you follow my rules.”

“AAhh!!! Mom, I’m not even sure we’re living on the same planet! You don’t understand. You’re old.” (Now, I may be a cat, but even I felt that one sting.)

“Well, of course, you think I’m old, you’re 11.”

“Can I at least start shaving my legs? I swear, Mom, no one would be my partner in PE last year because they were afraid that if my legs rubbed together, it would start a small fire!”

“Fine, if you promise to be careful. And stop being so dramatic.”

Our little human throws her arms in the air and walks away mumbling, “I’m going to die. Everyone at my new school is going to think I’m a dork.”

My human yells after her, “Don’t worry dear, we’ll have a very nice funeral for you.”

Ah, peace and quiet. Now, I can take a nap.

22 thoughts on “Human Conversations That Disrupt My Naps

  1. I’m still laughing about having a very nice funeral. I’m going to remember that, even if I never have a chance to use it. Our little humans are not little. The grandsons are tall and skinny and far beyond the unreasonable stage.

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      1. Oddly enough, we never had problems with the grandsons! It helped that we were not responsible for them all the time as we were our children. Just wait, Suki. You might enjoy the children of the young humans.

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