I’m trying to nap when Salem walks up to me smiling.
“Hey, watch this.” He proceeds to run in cirlces while balancing a stack of Friskies treats on his head.
“And what are you doing?” I ask as I stare at him.
“It’s a party trick. All the cool cats do them.”
I just blink.
“Okay, smartass. What can you do?”
He didn’t think it was too funny when I ate the treats and ran.