The Only Party Trick I Know

pollymorse Uncategorized June 13, 2020 1 Minute

I’m trying to nap when Salem walks up to me smiling.

“Hey, watch this.” He proceeds to run in cirlces while balancing a stack of Friskies treats on his head.

“And what are you doing?” I ask as I stare at him.

“It’s a party trick. All the cool cats do them.”

I just blink.

“Okay, smartass. What can you do?”

He didn’t think it was too funny when I ate the treats and ran.

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My name is Suki the Cat. I live with my sister Sasha and my annoying little brother Salem. I also live with my human, Polly and 6 other various humans. They look weird and smell funny and I can't understand a word they say, but they feed me. My human is a writer and is always telling me funny stories. She writes Middle-Grade fiction. View all posts by pollymorse

Published June 13, 2020

7 thoughts on “The Only Party Trick I Know”

Anne Mehrling says:

June 13, 2020 at 1:17 am

You keep us amused, Suki! This isn’t Halloween, though. You took treats and turned them into a trick.

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1. pollymorse says:
  
  June 13, 2020 at 2:31 am
  
  Hilarious! That’s true. I must be channeling my inner Halloween spirit.
  
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lifecameos says:

June 13, 2020 at 5:21 am

Well done Suki ! Strange how Salem never learns.

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1. pollymorse says:
  
  June 13, 2020 at 10:09 am
  
  Isn’t it?
  
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derrycats says:

June 13, 2020 at 1:43 pm

Poor Salem…always at the mercy of Suki!!

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1. pollymorse says:
  
  June 13, 2020 at 2:41 pm
  
  Oh, he gives as good as he gets!!!!!
  
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cat9984 says:

June 22, 2020 at 4:02 pm

What a weird idea. Why would we care? Parties are for eating. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty

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