I finally relent and allow my big brother Salem teach me how to flirt. He seems to have a lot more success with the females than I do, so I figure, why not?
He stands in front of me and says, “Ok, show me what you got.”
I proceed to wink. Half my face seizes up on one side and both my eyes close instead of one. He stares at me blankly.
“What. Was. That?”
“A wink?”
“Stop that.”
“No good?”
“I almost called 911 for you.”
I throw my paws up in the air and walk away, “I give up.” I hear Chihuahuas aren’t very picky.
Just be your own intelligent self Suki. Then you will get someone more compatible with you.
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That hasn’t worked so far, but I’ll keep trying.
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Good luck !
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thanks
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I literally laugh out loud at these two!
The comic voice is spot on… 😀
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Thanks so much! I needed to hear that. I delete so many posts before posting because I’m afraid they just aren’t funny. Cats rule!
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You know persistence is the best way to get your lady …
don’t let Salem tell you otherwise 😺
Charlie
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Thanks! I will try to remember that. Now I just have to keep my legs from shaking when I talk to one!
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A dog? We don’t think so. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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You might be right.
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