What are Big Brothers For?

I walk into the living room and my little brother Salem is clawing the crap out of our human’s couch.

“Why are you scratching up the sofa? Our human hates that.”

“It was staring at me weird.”

I point to the chair and say, “Oh, well then I think that chair said something nasty about you yesterday.”

15 thoughts on “What are Big Brothers For?

    1. Yep. Our human keeps putting this big thing out covered in carpet and rope and telling us to scratch that, but it just isn’t the same. She doesn’t understand.

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