My name is Suki the Cat. I live with my sister Sasha and my annoying little brother Salem. I also live with my human, Polly and 6 other various humans. They look weird and smell funny and I can't understand a word they say, but they feed me. My human is a writer and is always telling me funny stories. She writes Middle-Grade fiction.
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If you threw up on the sofa, you’d probably not want to scratch it.
Dog Sadie threw up in the kitchen just as we were going to eat breakfast this morning. Son $ and Rose raced to clean it all up. I wish Sadie could write like you do and tell us when she is going to barf.
OMG! This is so true. I have been putting a small throw on the end of the bed because Mollie occasionally yaks up there. Dang if this week she had to yak and moved over so she got the blanket, top sheet, fitted sheet and the mattress protector. What a cat! Two major loads of laundry!
Don’t y’all sleep on the sofa, too???
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We mostly sleep on the bed. Salem likes to scratch the outside of the sofa though. Does that count?
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If you threw up on the sofa, you’d probably not want to scratch it.
Dog Sadie threw up in the kitchen just as we were going to eat breakfast this morning. Son $ and Rose raced to clean it all up. I wish Sadie could write like you do and tell us when she is going to barf.
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Oh, he threw up on the cushions and he scratches the outside parts, the corners. Our human says he owes her a new sofa but I don’t he’ll pay up.
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There are other ways to show love than giving someone a new sofa, but I’m sure y’all know that.
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Oh sure. Salem licks the dishes clean free of charge and I like to fluff up the pillows on the bed for her.
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Your heart is in the right place, Suki.
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Of course, no one ever serves us the top of a wedding cake!!!!!!!!! That would be real love. Especially if there was, say, tuna bits on top.
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I’ll tell Nathaniel. He adores cats.
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Thanks. Yeah, I think some bits of tuna on top would make the cake just right. Just a thought.
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Cat logic 101.
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We are very practical animals.
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Ummm …. ok 😆
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OMG! This is so true. I have been putting a small throw on the end of the bed because Mollie occasionally yaks up there. Dang if this week she had to yak and moved over so she got the blanket, top sheet, fitted sheet and the mattress protector. What a cat! Two major loads of laundry!
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Oh, we cats don’t mind laundry. I personally like to sit on top of the dryer when it’s running because its so warm!
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I usually wait until I have just left the tiled kitchen and gotten to the carpeted dining room. Purrs, Kommando Kitty
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Nice choice!
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