My little brother, Salem, and I end up at the Vet’s office today for our annual checkup. I’m healthy as can be, but whatever.
We are both sitting in our carrier and the prettiest tabby you ever laid eyes on walks up to us. Her hair is spun of gold I tell you, pure gold.
I can’t think of anything to say to her. Finally, I get so nervous my body starts to vibrate and before I can stop myself, “Purrrrrrrrrr.”
Oh my God! Did I just flipping purr out loud? Tabby’s eyes wrinkle up and she turns toward Salem, “Do you come here often?”
He just smiles and winks at her and they start chatting it up. Asshole.
They spend the next thirty minutes chatting while I hide in the back of the carrier.
This place blows.
You are just a shy dude! Some nice lady cat will prefer that to the cad that your bro is!
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Well, I certainly hope so! Thanks for the vote of confidence.
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Awww! You poor thing!
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One day, one day I will get the girl.
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I’m rooting for you, Suki.
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thanks
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Aw, poor Suki! As if going to the vet weren’t bad enough! Well, things will get better.
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You’re so right. Know any cute felines?
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Suki, you’ve gotta step up next down. You’re the type girls secretly like best.
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Siri intruded on my comment.
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Really? Someone needs to tell them that. I don’t think they know.
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You all have to figure it out for yourselves.
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Don’t you just hate it when purr-mode kicks in spontaneously? Maybe in the future camouflaging it as a zen-moment?
shhhh … don’t tell Theo, but he’s also due for a trip to the vet. Guaranteed there will be no purring involved. His shaming moment is spontaneous pooing. Be grateful you have only purring to deal with.
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Aw, poor Theo. That is a much worse affliction to deal with. Once you poo in front of a girl, there’s no coming back from that.
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So far his dignity is intact. He manages to wait until we are back in the car on our way home …. which makes me think it’s a form of revenge.
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That’s so funny. It might be! Beware.
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He’s a little too clever, this one.
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That’s OK – you’ll never see her again.
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Thanks, I hope never to see the vet again, too.
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