I got myself into a bit of a pickle yesterday. You see, my human had her closet open and I could swear I saw a spider in the corner, so I had to go in and check it out. My human doesn’t like spiders and I’ve sworn to protect my home from them.
Well, I got trapped in there for the better part of the day, and, well, I had to go to the litter box really bad, you see….
My human, not even noticing that the spider was gone, mind you, is a little peeved at me.
I was wondering if you could get her a bottle of that red stuff that makes her smile. Heck, give her a few of them, she was pretty mad.
P.S. Feel free to toss in a few extra tuna treats for me, too. That was a pretty mean spider.