
My little brother Salem is what you might call hospitably challenged. You see, in the world of felines, there are bullies and there are those that are bullied. Salem is a born and bred bully. He kind of prides himself on it. I myself am an accomplished pacifist. Which means I can run fast. Very, very fast.
I’m more of a brains cat than a brawny one. My battles take planning. Scheming. I find that revenge, like tuna, is best served cold.
Today, I found the outer shell of one of Salem’s claws stuck in my fur. A souvenir from yesterday’s surprise attack. Well, I’m getting even. When he wakes from his nap, he’ll find his face staring at the business end of Teenager’s underwear. Underwear I found on the floor!
“Suuuukkkkkkiiii!!!!!!”
Ack! I gotta go.
Yikes. That’s harsh punishment!
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Well, he deserves it. The attack was unprovoked yesterday.
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Harsh indeed! I’m so proud of you! My kind of cat!
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I do try.
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Clever kitty!
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Why thank you!
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