My little brother Salem rubs his head with his paw after our little human leaves, “He always pets my head too hard.”
“He’s testing it to see if your brains are ripe,” I inform him, grinning.
“What?” Salem’s eyes widen.
“Yeah. You know that little human eats brains, right?”
“You’re lying,” Salem waves a paw at me.
“Haven’t you heard the other little humans talking about it? They like to sing:
If he touches your head
it’s your brains that he feels
and if they seem ripe
he eats them with meals.“
Salem doesn’t even respond, he just runs under the bed to hide.
Huh, look at that. He left his tuna treats. Guess I should eat them. #HalloweenIsFunILoveTreats
You are naughty!
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Sometimes. I bet your sassy little cats can be naughty too!!!!!!!! It’s in our blood.
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Yes they can be!
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That little face is soooo adorable!!
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Thank you very much!!!! I do try.
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You probably already know that we humans are amused by the things you do, but do be kind to your little brother from time to time, OK?
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I try.Okay, sometimes I try.
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You are truthful!
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Happy Halloween!!
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Will you dress up in a costume for Halloween??
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Only if my human catches me!
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Have you considered that a Halloween costume might catch the eye of a neighborhood lady?
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OOOhhhh, I like it. I will have to give it some thought. Gee, thanks!!!
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Suki, you are a STINKER! Hahahaha. Your little brother is so gullible.
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He is, isn’t he? Happy Halloween.
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