Move Over Lil Bub, Suki’s In Town

I’m sitting in the window, soaking up some sun, when Ms. Black and White Shorthair spots me from across the yard. She smiles my way and my insides turn to jelly. Ah, so the dance begins. She obviously can’t resist my charms.

I glance down and Salem’s stick toy is laying at my feet. Oh. My. God. I hope she didn’t see that. I take my paw and slowly push it aside, out of view.

I wish I had my autographed picture of Grumpy Cat with me. Man, that would really impress her. I need to look cool.

She starts walking toward me and winks. Well, well, well, she must have it bad for old Suki. I smooth out my whiskers.

“Ahem.”

I turn to see Salem standing directly behind me winking back. Damn it. You suck. #HeSmellsLikeADogButIfThat’sWhatYouLikeNoBiggie #WhatevsHePlaysWithAStickToyJustSoYouKnow

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