I’ve been preening all day and working up the nerve to talk to the cute new black and white shorthair that’s been hanging around our yard lately.
I smooth out my fur, fluff up my tail and walk over to the window. She’s sitting right in front. Yowsa!
I strut right up to her and just as I’m about to make my move, my brother Salem walks up to me, points a paw at his teeth and says, “You got a little something right here.”
You suck. You suck. You suck. As I slink away I notice her making googly eyes at him.
#HeEatsOutOfTheTrashYouKnowButWhatever #BrothersAreTheWorst
You will find a way… maybe you can still show her you are the more fascinating.
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He always gets the girls even though he’s a doofus. I don’t get what they see in him. But I survived to try again another day! Do girls like magic?
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Some do I suppose.
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The old parsley in the teeth trick. Works every time! Maybe in your case it’s catnip.
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I just need to plan my next move carefully, that’s all.
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