Salem is hovering above our communal dish in the pantry when I walk up.
He stands at attention and points a paw to the dish. “We have a bold new beverage for your consumption today.”
I step closer and glance into the bowl.
He waves his paw over it and puffs out his chest, “It’s quite delicious. Audacious, if I may. It brings to mind a fragrant stroll in the green fields of exotic New Zealand. For your drinking pleasure.” He clicks his hind paws together and waves his paw again.
I lap up a small taste, raise my paw ever so delicately, and smack him across his head with it. “It’s water you chucklehead.” #PretentiousBastard #We’reCommonDomesticCatsAndDon’tYouForgetIt
My Morgan (who looks like a British Blue) often talks like that! Tallyho!
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Probably very adorable when Morgan does it, Salem just gets to be annoying! But that could be the sibling in me talking.
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Admit it. Salem got you back for some of the things you do to him.
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He gets me back more often that I care to admit.
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LOL! You are more truthful than I thought you would be.
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I’ll deny saying that if you tell anyone!
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I won’t tell, I promise.
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Definitely some point scoring and getting one’s own back there Suki.
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Yeah, us cats really know how to live. I’m not sure our human has as much fun.
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