I can hear our human yelling. Salem is hiding in his box.
“What happened? Is our human mad?”
“Oh yeah. She keeps yelling at me and I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.”
“Did you check her food first to see if it’s too hot?”
“Yes.”
“Did you fluff her sweater like I showed you?”
“Yep, first thing this morning.”
“Well, she did buy a new pair of shoes yesterday. Maybe they smell like dog or something. I think you should go mark them for her. That should make her happy.”
“Really? Gee, thanks.”
“What are big brothers for?” #That’sRight.ISawYouEatMyTreatsLastNight #MessWithSukiYouGetTheClaws
Suki really knows how to drop her little brother in the brown stuff !
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Yep, I don’t mess around!!!
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Mark her words, not her shoes! I had to take your human’s side on this one.
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Perhaps. But it’s a cat eat cat world you know?
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I hadn’t thought about that. Thanks for the observation.
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