I walk into the living room and I see Salem scratching up our human’s sofa. Now, I don’t know why, but this usually makes her very, very mad. Sometimes, she even sprays us with water when we do it, which is annoying as shit. So, I do the only thing a big brother can do in a situation like this:
I point my paw and grin, “You missed a spot.” #She’sGoingToDouseYourAssInWater #Payback’sABitchAin’tItNapBoy?
My name is Suki the Cat. I live with my sister Sasha and my annoying little brother Salem. I also live with my human, Polly and 6 other various humans. They look weird and smell funny and I can't understand a word they say, but they feed me. My human is a writer and is always telling me funny stories. She writes Middle-Grade fiction.
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Snicker… poor Salem. Sibling wars.
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Oh, I’m sure he will get even with me!
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Oh, no doubt ’bout it!
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I can see you have high standards.
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Oh yes, felines are very picky because we have such high standards. So glad you get me!!!! purrrr….
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Reblogged this on Cristian Mihai.
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Thanks so much!
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