I walk into the living room and I see Salem scratching up our human’s sofa. Now, I don’t know why, but this usually makes her very, very mad. Sometimes, she even sprays us with water when we do it, which is annoying as shit. So, I do the only thing a big brother can do in a situation like this:
I point my paw and grin, “You missed a spot.” #She’sGoingToDouseYourAssInWater #Payback’sABitchAin’tItNapBoy?