#Dumbass #HeAin’tMyBrother

So my little brother Salem struts over to me today, “Hey, I’m thinking about changing my name.”

I raise an eyebrow, “To what?”

He arches his back a little, “Butch. Yeah, I’m thinking Butch.”

My mouth drops open and I glance around. He knows that’s a dog’s name, right? I just stare at him, “Uh, huh.”

He puffs up and as he swaggers off he gives me a wink and nods his head and I swear I hear a rattling sound. #I’mPretendingIDon’tKnowYouWhenTabbyComesOver #Don’tSitNextToMeAtDinnerEither

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