#ThatsMyDeadRat

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So my day started out chill, I ate and slept and slept and slept. Then I saw something cool, played a little “you play dead, I’ll pretend to believe you, you run, then I eat you” with this furry little guy in my house. Yeah, check that last part, in MY house!! Then I thought that since I yakked on my human’s good blankie the other day I would toss her a bone and give her this cool toy I just found and left it by her pillow. She screamed #WhatABitch #Ungrateful, I ran, okay, I ran and peed a little at the same time. Then she threw out my toy. What nerve. I’m hiding under the blanket now and plotting my revenge. #WatchYourBackBitch

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